Category Archives: Misc

STRIKER UPDATE

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Striker is losing weight, but that is quite good at his present body build. He looks young and agile once again.
However, he looks depressed as his movement has been limited these days.

A few more days and he will be on top shape and form.

Rhinos, please constantly visit our president.

Sir STriker, we are here whenever you need us.

LET’S HAVE A 5 MIN STRESS MGT. COURSE

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Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her

shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that

towel.”

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked

in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”

“It was Bob the next door neighbour,” she replies.

“Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes

me?”

Moral of the story:

BASAHIN SA PROBOARD AND KARUGTONG…

Highlander Nadukutan sa SM Dasma

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A pickpocket unluckily targeted Highlander at SM Dasma.

Highlander, still high with adrenaline mixture was able to grab one of the pickpockets.  He brough the guy to the security guards on detail and later brought the criminal to the Robinson’s Police Station.

After a quick follow up operations, the wallet was retrieved, however, the money (P100,000.00) is gone.

In a text interview, Highlander concluded that God was with him today.

Maraming salamat sa mga tumulong, STRIKER, COL. ZAFRA and MUSTANG.

LeBron James on Bikes

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quoting lebron on the US olympic basketball bid:

“It’s going to be like waking up on Chrismas Day, all you dreamed about this whole month was having that bike you wanted, and you get down to your living room — it’s there. It like one of the greatest things that has ever happened to you.” (Time Magazine Aug 4, 2008 issue)